“Specimen,” as used in this context, probably refers to pee-pee. It could also refer to poo-poo, since this is also a specimen that must be processed. Thus, it is “Pee-pee Processor,” or “Poo-poo Processor.” I thank you for asking.
Ok. We haven’t been as busy at work as I need to be, so I’ve worked on a resume and sent it out to a few places over the last three or so months. Just got an email from CareerBuilders; they were pleased to inform me that, based on my resume, they would like me to consider a career as a Specimen Processor. Thanks for the boost of confidence.